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Background Books
With the Chinkvirus lockdown and associated Zoom-y nonsense, we’ve all become familiar with people filming themselves with bookcases in the background. What used to be the standard backdrop for lawyers’ vanity pics (with tomes and tomes of legal texts behind them, as though they’d ever read one, the bastards), now seems to be the norm, especially with politicians. Here are a couple of examples: BritPM Boris Johnson:
…and some other BritGov flunky:
Now I’m quite aware that most of the displayed books were probably chosen by assorted political handlers and PR flacks [vast overlap], so their appearance can probably be discounted.
But it gives me an idea for a game entitled: “Suppose You Were To Appear On A Zoom Live Feed, Which 12 Books Would You Want To be Displayed Behind You?” (I know, the title may need a little work, but you get my drift.) Assuming such things were important to you, and you wanted to Send A Message About Yourself (e.g. if you were being interviewed by some Lefty TV show host or similar), which books would you display?
The difference between the above poseurs and yourselves, O My Readers, is that you can only nominate books that you actually possess, i.e. that are already on your bookshelves (no cheating).
My dozen, in no specific order, are:
(The last is: Leo: A Tribute to Leo Burnett. It’s handed out to all new employees at Burnett on their first day, and the agency is still run on the same principles.)
Those are mine. Yours? (You can select fewer than twelve, but no more. Multi-volume compendia such as Churchill’s History Of The Second World War count as a single selection.)
Lost Weekends
Ahhhhh, when it’s a Bank Holiday (U.S. “long”) weekend, can the Train Smash Women be far behind?
Of course not: they’re quite up front [sic] :
And, as usual, all over the place:
As we used to say (back when one could say such things): “Take her ‘ome, Jimmy; she’s ready.”
Follow the link: there are approximately half a dozen regrettable decisions in every pic.
Monday Funnies
Okay, this “new week, new challenges” nonsense is getting out of hand, and crap like this doesn’t help:
Given infinite time, any task can be completed. Quite clearly, the stupid Danish tart never had a scumbag boss telling her that it had to be done by five or she’d lose her job.
But let’s get on with Teh Funneez:
And finally:
So just to add a little non-narcotic anti-depression:
5 Worst Headlines Never Seen Before Now
…a.k.a. “Apocalypse Soon”, and ranked towards the ultimate in creepy awfulness:
- 60-year-old man comes out as gay, declares his love for daughter’s ex-husband;
- Influencer, 35, marries her 20-year-old stepson after divorcing his father;
- “My son cut me off completely after I had amazing sex with his teenage pal”;
- Woman files for divorce after marrying herself two years earlier; and
- Wife cuts off unfaithful husband’s penis, feeds it to dog.
Now, to add to the unspeakable dreadfulness that is Our Brave New World: only one of the above is fictitious.
Your guess in Comments as to which. Only one per Reader.
Caption Competition #140
Your suggestions in Comments…