Stuff that makes me laugh
No, you’re not seeing things, it is Saturday. But somebody stole my Thursday, making me think that yesterday was Thursday instead of Friday, so now today you’re seeing Friday’s post on Saturday.
Everybody got that?
Now add your suggestions for this week’s pic in Comments:
All the news that’s fit to ridicule, like this idiot. (Hint: it’s not the fake tits you should be regretting as much as those foul tattoos.)
…because the New York Times, CNN/ABC/CBS/CNBC, the Washington Post and the L.A. Times are always prepared to showcase both liberal and conservative viewpoints.
…LOL Biden could pick Giggles The Girl-Clown as his VP, and he’d still lose in a landslide.
…because lions don’t care about things like “exclusivity” when it comes to menu choices. Africa Wins Again.
…so refuse to pay the fine, get sent to jail and then sue to get released immediately because of the Chinkvirus risk. Piece of cake.
…I’m going to go out on a limb here and predict that this is not going to work.
…because the Massachusetts courts have obviously nothing better to do than bother with shit like this.
…my bad for thinking “Beverly Hills” meant that all the participants were White. Pay no attention; that’s just my White privilege speaking.
…no, it isn’t. The only “catastrophe” is that parents are realizing how little their kids need government-managed schools in order to be educated.
…wait, we’re not going to see the customary four presidential debates? I feel cheated.
And finally:
…good question, although I think the voters of Colorado, Michigan, Oregon, New York and Washington (to name but some) may have a few quibbles about that.
Also in the news:
Lady Gaga looks like a dog (okay, maybe that’s not really news, but whatever).
Then:
Next:
And:
Saw this at Powerline last week, but while I agree with the sentiment, it doesn’t go back far enough. So I’ve altered it slightly:
For the record, even though the early parts of the 70s were fair —> poor for me, the latter half absolutely rocked. (I’d give details, but I’m not sure the statute of limitations has expired yet. Yes, they were that bad.)
The 70s to me meant this:
…and this:
…even though what I was actually driving was one of these:
Also in the 70s: no PC speech or behavior constraints; no venereal diseases that couldn’t be treated by a couple shots of penicillin; a body that not only worked to perfection, but could withstand any kind of ill-treatment I threw at it; and girlfriends who didn’t have any kids.
Ask me again why I miss those times.
Add high schools to that, and there won’t be a next generation of Commies. As it is, however…
As you contemplate your achievements of last week, here are a few things to help you make it through this one:
And finally, some obligatory skin, starting with a “Before & After” pic:
And that’s enough of that.
