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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Old-Fashioned
For a conservative Olde Phartte such as myself, there is much to recommend in this post in Ye Olde Tyme News, which contains all sorts of wisdom vis-à-vis the current DOGE activities.
I, of course, happen to like his last option very much indeed:
If all else fails, a mass execution of thy nonessential labourers always works. As they say in lord school, “A dead peasant is an obedient peasant!” Just be sure to spare enough of them to dispose of the bodies afterwards.
Amen, I say and again “Amen”.
Leaked
I managed to get hold of an email sent to the White House’s Office of Personnel Management yesterday, and here it is, as sent.
News Roundup
“Arms & Cycle Works”… in MassiveTwoShits, even. Anyway, on with the nudes news:
...to the total surprise of nobody except doctrinaire bureaucrats and socialists [some overlap]. And speaking of doctrinaire bureaucrats:
...should have been with a “No-Talent” agency, but I guess CAA figured that they could use an experienced blow-jobber in their organization.
And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...little known fact: “Ed Miliband” is actually a Welsh expression which means “stupid cunt”.
:
...but cynics among us ask: “Before we get all worried and stuff, do we know WHICH city? Because if it’s NYfC, Beijing or L.A., well then…”
...and people are aghast at what may happen. On the bright side, it could have been Netflix. Whatever; I don’t care because I haven’t watched a Bond movie since Sean Connery quit.
...it’s a good thing, then, that she’s actually a fictitious character in a movie. And to think that these “researchers” were actually paid for this bullshit study.
And in speaking of wasted money, as we attempt to Murder The Deep State©:
...a few dozen billion here and there, and pretty soon you’re talking serious money.
...buh-bye. Nice to be able to save the expense of at least one “buyout”.
...is anyone surprised that this fat grifter is involved in Bidenesque slush money? No? Me neither.
From the Dept. of Constitutional Rights Protection:
...yup; a right delayed is a right denied. You don’t even need to be a lawyer or Constitutional scholar to know that.
In the Dept. of Education:
...keyword: Missouri.
Here’s something that nearly made it to Insignifica:
...the whirring sound you hear is that of David E. Davis and Jean Lindamood spinning in their graves.
And in our no-strings 
And as we continue our stroll down 
:
...it would probably be more accurate to say, “mama’s still got them“, but whatever; I report, you decide.
And that’s the news, all busted out.
Monday Funnies
And a reminder, before we get to giggling:
The other day, somebody asked me why I needed a 2TB hard drive…
Now, a special section devoted to the horrors of the Trump Administration:
Now back to our regular programming:
And to change the subject completely, here are some ladies walking the streets, who may or not be actual streetwalkers:
And last, but most certainly not least:
One TWO of the wonders of the modern world…
Caption Competition #382
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