Tag: Humor

Good grief but the news is getting boring these days.  No wonder the New York Times is creating fake news left, right and center (mostly about the Right, but that’s a story for another time).

We persevere nevertheless, just like Olympic athletes (two links):

…just as absolutely nobody expected they would.  [/maxi-sarc]

…oh great;  your mediocre products don’t suck enough already, but now you’re going to bugger them up even more by inviting under-qualified tokens to work on them.

…right, Noam.  And your old asshole buddy Josef Stalin was just a peach of a human being.  You Commie fuck.

…wait:  weren’t lack of pollution and fewer vapor trails supposed to be a good thing?  So the “good” things are now going to cause a “bad” thing.  Unless, of course, the “experts” who came up with this warning are as full of shit as all the other “experts” we hear from nowadays.  Ummmmm I’ll take that option for $400, Alex.

…funny, I thought that the Brits were kinda the masters at this game.  And speaking of mastery:

…and Augusta National is doubtless going to fold like a damp shirt in the face of this bullshit, just like they did when they allowed women to join the club.

One of Monty Python’s old sketches involved a group of contestants trying to answer questions about the writings of Marcel Proust.  As none of them could satisfactorily explain the rococo intricacies of Proust’s prose [sic], the judges instead gave the prize to the lady in the front row with the big tits.  That’s what I’m going to do now, by ending with some news that’s so irrelevant, so pointless and so silly, it is a perfect summation of how bored I am with the whole business.

…it’s not my fault;  society’s to blame.  [/Monty Python]

Commentary that’s a lot shorter and even less sweet.

…I dunno;  maybe it’s because we don’t like being lied to by a bunch of incompetent, power-hungry assholes?  And speaking of which:

…I’d like to believe you, Dottore, but I have a policy of not believing anything Italian unless it contains “Ferrari” or “Maserati” in the sentence, and sometimes not even then.

…I’m generally not a fan of unions and strikes;  but I can’t help thinking they have a legit grievance, here.

…Chinkvirus hates Jews AND Arabs?  But wait:

…what:  it’s raaayyyycisss too?  No cure or vaccine needed:  just cancel it!  (No links because bullshit)

…and the rest think he’s in the LATE stages of dementia.

…just shows how out of touch he is.  Nikes don’t need no shining, fool;  they gets dirty, we jus’ take a brick an’ go get some more.

…well, that’s Minnesota fucked, then.  And this just in:

…and next, all books will be banned from Minnesota schools because printing is White supremacist — who decided that all paper should be white, anyway? #GutenbergWasANazi

…but who was this thug who got all stabby?

 
…no doubt he was feeling left out because BLM and Pantifa were getting all the headlines.

…so what you’re saying, Fuckface, is that you and yours will launch a revolution against a legally-elected president?  Challenge accepted.

…he’s dead, so he can’t defend himself, so nobody cares about some has-been tart’s ramblings. And for those Readers who don’t know who this washed-up whiner is, here’s what Cassidy saw, back in the day.

Now I’m not saying she asked for it, but I can understand a young man’s hormones going into lift-off.