Tag: Humor

With commentary short and sweet, like Ariel Winter.

…actually, NOT buying a gun in the face of Wokist riots and BLM looting is madness, but it’s the LA Times.

…and the Boy Scouts finally become the Pussyboys.

…not that I was ever planning to go there, mind you, because Third World Shithole.  Also, three grand will buy you an awful lot of teenage hookers in next-door Thailand, Cambodia’s main competitor for tourism dollars.

…coming from a nation founded on convict settlements.  Irony so thick it’s bullet-proof.  And speaking of Aussies:

…I don’t even want to start working out the math in this one.

…ah, just add it to the trillions of acre-feet of dust we already have;  we won’t even notice it.

…I look forward to the the mega-ironic defacement of the statue of Nelson Mandela, just a few yards away.  Oh wait;  he was a terrorist?  Ain’t gonna happen then, unless someone discovers that he once raped his secretary #MeToo.

…until the Wokist pussies in the new Fox News management team cancel his show because virtue-signaling is more important than ratings.

…okay, quit that giggling , you lot. The only way this could be funnier is if all the ones throwing Mazel Tov cocktails [sic]  somehow set themselves on fire too.

Pithy, like a golden shower*.  Now to the not-news:

…gotta say, if I’m ever called for an in-home video interview, the background will be Wall-O’-Rifles, you betcha.

…which lasted about 45 seconds… 

…yeah great, like the awards show wasn’t long enough or boring enough;  now we’ll have to sit through the awards for Best Woke Documentary By A Tranny Director.  I say “we”, although I’m unlikely ever to watch the stupid Academy Awards show unless they institute hanging for the losers.

…ya thank?

…errrr Black people don’t care about Black lives that much (e.g. Chicago and Baltimore murder statistics), so why should we?

…although that was back when the Grauniad was still called the “Manchester Guardian” and was located in the middle of about a hundred cotton mills.

…yeah, that’ll help the spectators pick out one darkie / disaffected Eurotrash footballer from another during a match played in an empty stadium.

…this, after National Guardsmen found pieces of glass in their pizza at a Washington D.C. restaurant  Repeat after me:  “Hanging is too good for some.”

And finally, some good news:

Rand Paul Proposes Legislation
To Outlaw No-Knock Warrants
…and about damn time, too.  Next, let’s add the death penalty for when cops shoot some innocent guy while storming the wrong address.

*Faked y’all out,didn’t I?