Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

Short takes and outtakes:

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…[sigh] they grow up so quickly, these days.


…OMG HOARDERS!!!


…next, they’ll be saying the same thing about a situation going “tits up” and a mistake being called a “cock-up”.


…tyrannical judge says do this, cops say fuck you.  In Houston.


…it’s still the most dangerous place on Earth, only now it’s because of Muslims and not airborne cobras.


…and yet, he wasn’t executed on the spot.  Because California.


…I think that should read “COSMETICS” watchdog.

Coronavirus: Calls for price controls dismissed as ‘economically illiterate’
…which of course they are.  Read the article to remind yourselves, if you’ve forgotten the arguments.


…and absolutely NO PRIZES will be awarded for correctly guessing the ethnicity or national origins of the rioters.

Excuses, Excuses

Guy Stuff

From a Reader:

“It seems like a lot of your articles are just an excuse to post pics of women.”

You mean I’m causing situations like this?

Okay, then.  I promise to post more pictures of guns and trucks ‘n stuff in future.  Like these:

(pics courtesy of these guys, who have the Right Stuff)

I live to please…

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Mondays now exist only as a milestone whereon we mark “x weeks since we began the lockdown”.  So today we’re only going to look at the wonders of Nature:

No, we’re not.

Or, more to the point:

And on with Teh Chinkvirus-Related Funny:

And to return to the subject of Nature’s wonders, the hills:

And to end on a musical note:

Yer welcome.

News Roundup

Bad News

News commentary, as written by Hemingway.  Links in the pics.

From Britishland:


…yeah, welcome to OUR Deep State world, Bubba.


…as all Amazon and Wal-Mart customers know, Chinese quality control is legendary.  And speaking of which:


…ordinarily I’d be worried, except that none of them will work.  Also, we need things to shoot at while we’re cooped up in our houses.  (Pro tip: 00 buckshot)


…(unspoken:) Give Us More Money.  However, if you look at the map, the famine would likely have struck even without the Chinkvirus.  In other words:  carry on, nothing to see here.


…they’re all gonna die.  When Gummint is optimistic, it’s time to head for the bunkers.


…52-year-old single mother of four (all by different fathers) needs sex.  Quite a prospect.


…all well and good, except it’s almost impossible to monitor abusive behavior during a lockdown.  But hey, let’s throw money at it:  that always works.  Stupid Seffrican tart.


…looks like I may have to be cooped up for a while yet.  Shit.

And finally:


…I report, you decide: