Stuff that makes me laugh
From an email:
Dear Friends,
Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. I’ve been walking 2.5 miles a day around my neighborhood, increased my water consumption, no meat, no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine and no flour. The change has been fantastic! I feel great! Zero alcohol! Lost 17 pounds of fat and now see muscle definition.
People like this are usually murdered.
As we enter yet another week of self-isolation:
…perhaps we should return to an ancient and time-honored cure for boredom:
Just remember that not everyone is in favor of the activity:
But ignoring all that, let us proceed with Teh Funny:
At 25c a pop (so to speak), most men would be a millionaire by age 19. And for those of us who are into flow [sic] charts:
Ditto:
Finally, to continue with the theme (and perhaps add a little motivation):
Oh, I almost forgot:
So, for my (distressingly-few) Lady Readers:
And to end as we started, with a little classical take:
…and a public health service announcement:
So be careful out there:
Your suggestions in Comments…
Glenn:
Me, post quarantine:
…and that’s a “best-case” scenario.
And so we begin Self-Isolation Week 4:
But let’s not dwell on that, and bring on Teh Funny, the first of which was supplied to me by Reader Old Texan (thankee):
Remember the good old days, when we actually used to go to work?
…and something we all know:
But never fear:
And seeing as we’re wandering down that road:
And one final reminder: remember to maintain social distancing!! Like this:
…and not like this:
Sent to me by Mr. Free Market:
Truly, a sad situation.
Mr. FM is of course self-isolating, but there’s self-isolation, and then there’s self-isolation in Free Market Towers:
And the Free Markets are adapting, as any Stout Bulldogs will. I’m told that Mrs. FM now uses a 6-foot bullwhip to administer the servants’ weekly flogging, so as to observe the proper degree of social distancing.