Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

5 Worst Things About Valentine’s Day

The Worst

Welcome to the first major Hallmark Holiday of the year. Here are the five worst:

  • Soppy fucking movies on TV and cutesy fucking teddy bears (are we still five years old?) everywhere you look
  • Hay fever from all the fucking roses in the drugstore
  • This bullshit in the newspapers:
  • All those articles in women’s magazines about how single women are traumatized by not having a date tonight
  • Knowing that it’s the one day of the year you have to buy her flowers / candy / a romantic dinner simply to get what you can get any other night of the year just by feeding her a couple wine coolers.

Your pet peeves about ValDay in Comments.

Stalingrad Falls

Beauty

…and in other not-news, we have this development:

Less than one-third of women worldwide are satisfied with the size of their breasts.

Anyone (male or female) over the age of 16 will know all this — like we need a study to tell us the news.  [eyecross]

But yes I know, this report is useless wifout pichurs.

Don’t look too unhappy to me, but I’ve never been able to figure out what women are thinking anyway.  All I know is that this girl looks quite satisfied with her superstructure:

But once again, I’m not the expert on this topic.  It might just be the guns.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Ugh.  That’s all I have to say.  Ugh.  Even worse, Monday Ugh.

So here’s Teh Funny:

(thanks to Knuckledragger for that pic)

And to help you forget that last panel:

And to sign off on a political note:

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Ugh.  Here we go again:

So because I’m in a bad mood, I’m going down and dirty today

I just hope that’s actual icing… and finally:

So, to make this week start off a little easier, some corn-fed Midwestern beef from one of yesterday’s Superbowl teams:

If they can have recovered from last night’s festivities and get going today, so can you.  Congrats KC on beating that other team from Commiefornia.