Today is Official Brexit Day, in which the Stout Bulldogs tell the Foul Euros to go fuck themselves. And from the Queen of Satire comes this:
Priceless.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Things About The Impeachment Trial
Ranked in order of heinousness:
- No pole dancing allowed in the Senate chamber
- When the Senate tosses this shit out on its ass, the screaming from hair-on-fire Leftists will be so loud and shrill that dogs will have to wear hearing protection
- Schiff and Nadler won’t be publicly hanged in the Rotunda when Trump is cleared
- Nor will Nancy Pelosi
- The Democrat Socialist Electoral Clown Show will once again dominate the news cycle
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Caption Competition #110
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Warm Front
Is there anything this woman can’t do?
Carol Vorderman makes her debut as a WEATHER GIRL as she presents the forecast in a figure-hugging dress… and recites it totally in WELSH
And of course, this being Carol, speaking Welsh was not the most outstanding aspect of this event:
Majestic clouds, those.
Unnecessary
A couple of Readers (or maybe their wives) have sent me emails concerning last Saturday’s post, which pictured the interior of a 1950s-era Mercedes 300S. To combine and paraphrase their messages: “O no Kim, that old car looks dreadfully unsafe!”
Whereupon I publish this response (courtesy of Mr. Free Market):
Monday Funnies
Gadzooks! ‘Tis Monday, and time to clean up!!!
So to make the weeping sweeping a little easier:
And speaking of female items, there’s Brit TV’s Claire Sweeney:
Now get outta that bed and go to work.