So you’re invited to the U.S. Embassy in Buenos Aires, where the Argies are having a function in your honor. As it’s a formal affair, you have to wear at least a dark suit and a tie.
Whereupon you show up in said dark suit, but with your tie undone, your shirt untucked, wearing a Salvation Army scarf and clown shoes.
A rapper? A tech executive? A rock star? Nope, it’s Al fucking Pacino:
Although my favorite pic of all at the august gathering is this one:
…and it’s just crying out for a caption.
Have at it, in Comments.