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5 Worst Things To Do For 20 Hours

October 25, 2019 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, The Worst

Yes, it’s back! For a one-time reappearance only!*

In ascending order of horrible:

read Howard Zinn’s A People’s History Of The United States
walk along all the streets of downtown San Francisco
listen to Hillary Clinton explain (yet again) why she lost the 2016 election
be the lone man in an orgy with the female members of the Congressional Black Caucus
fly nonstop from NYFC to Australia… on Spirit Airlines or RyanAir.

Your contributions in Comments…

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*unless you guys want more…

Caption Competition #95

October 25, 2019 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

Your suggestions in Comments.

The Old And The New

October 23, 2019 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff, Men & Women

…or maybe, the old & the young:

Dennis Quaid, 65, is ‘ENGAGED to PhD student girlfriend Laura Savoie, 26’ just five months after going public

And a pic of the loving couple explains it all:

“HOW CAN SHE DO IT?” is the wail.

Oh, please. In the first place, ol’ Dennis is rich, famous and, to be honest, not at all bad for 65. (Jeez, I’m 65 and I wish I looked half as good.) As for why he wants to hook up with her… do I really have to explain that?

Go, Dennis, go! Every old fart in the world is on your side, dude. Even if we’re as jealous as hell.

Monday Funnies

October 21, 2019 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

I know exactly how ol’ Hugh feels… especially after having had his eardrums blown out at the movies.

So let’s get with the laughter-injections:

Ditto Dallas, and north Texas in general. Looks like the Dallas North Tollway at 7.00am or 6.00pm, only with fewer pickup trucks. And matters aren’t helped by things like this: