Stuff that makes me laugh
Look on the bright side: your Monday might be sucking today:
…but at least you got to Monday. Unlike these assholes:
Speaking of which, I bet Rep. Rashida Tlaib has a few sudden vacancies among her staff.
Okay, that’s enough of that fun stuff. Back to our normal Monday fare:
And just for the hell of it:
Proving that the Scots have no sense of humor when it comes to matters sartorial, we have this example of woke groveling:
Can’t see why the NYfT would feel they have to apologize; I think it’s frigging hilarious. [makes note for future use]
Side note: the Times has Scottish readers? Who knew?
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And speaking of getting shafted:
...if you can’t stop him by letting him be assassinated, stop him by fixing the vote.
In Industrial Labor News:
...bad news: production is going to dry up; good news: it’s production of the 737 Max.
…wait; I thought that everyone wanted these Duracell cars.
Time for some news of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...where are they getting the money to pay the lawyers? I think we should be told.
...it’s almost to the point where this is no longer news.
In Global Economic News:
...are we absolutely SURE this guy wasn’t born somewhere in the U.S.?
...LOL just wait till they see their ROI.
#AfricaWinsAgain
From the Department of Education:
...keyword: Missouri. Again. It must be something in the water, there in the Show-Me state.
...keyword: California. Of COURSE it was going to be on film.
Still talking about sex:
...this study endorsed by wankers the world over.
...newsflash: famous rock musicians are renowned for their monogamous behavior.
...I can actually see her point.
#Talaighlagh
And in mercifully-link-free 
And sauntering down 
:
...of course, the old girl needs those tight clothes to keep the Jello-bits from wobbling around.
And still on the same old bint:
...wait, what? Let’s see the correction:
...okay, that’s a little better.
And on that bit of Fake News, we end this roundup.
I feel I need to give y’all fair warning:
Idiot: the French for “washing machine” is “femme”, so of course it’s feminine. And speaking of femmes:
More swimsuits, I heard you say? Oh, why not.
That’s the latest trend: completely transparent bikinis. More of these next week, unless someone complains.
And speaking of huge dicks:
...by which he means people with names like “Trump”, “Orban” and “Meloni”.
From the Department of the Blindingly Obvious:
...in other breaking news, Allied landings in Normandy have been successful. Also:
...not only that, it appears as though Lindbergh made it across the Atlantic.
...rise in crime rate beginning in 3…2…1...
...forget it, Jake. It’s Houstontown.
In Medical News:
More medical news:
...and you’ll never guess the guy’s name.
...reminding people why Reagan and Thatcher were so popular for breaking the power of the unions.
...of course, anyone who drinks tea with a ribeye and salad deserves to die more painfully than from iron deficiency.
...guess he drank tea with his 5lbs of daily steak.
...that’s going to work about as well as their gun ban.
And once more unto the linkless breach known as 
...in the dictionary under “Overkill” will be her photo.
...nope, no bells are ringing over here; anyone else?
And sauntering down 
we see:
...ah yes, the former Disney princess who introduced us to teenage tits is at it again:
...but wait! there’s more!
And on that knee-knocking note, we end the news.