Stuff that makes me laugh
With all this talk of slavery going around, it means it’s time to remind all you peasants that it’s time to get back to work for The Man:
…just so you can pay taxes to the Gummint (I’m going to quit now, before people start committing suicide). Anyway, considering my issues with Microfuckingsoft last week:
Enough of that shit. Let’s explore more heartwarming things:
…and double the child support.
Wait, I need the Stars ‘n Bars to make this post complete.
Have fun taunting the Lefties, y’all.
From The Coldly Furious One, speaking of NASCAR’s ritual self-abasement over nothing:
For the bigwigs at NOOSCAR, it’s extremely difficult to see a downside: they get to piously denounce all those icky, beer-swilling rednecks and their disgusting Rebel flags, suck up to their anticipated new audience of Nee-grows and the white SJWs who take a knee for them, and establish their PC bona-fides without breaking a real sweat. For that, they’ll gladly throw a nonentity like “Bubba” onto the pyre, strike a match, and send his ass floating off downriver.
Nice try and all, but it’s not going to work. And that serves ’em right, far as I’m concerned.
Ditto for the NFL. Both organizations, flush with TV money, don’t seem to give a rat’s ass about their actual audience.
Naturally, this whole thing is irrelevant to me, as I don’t follow either sport (being of the Europhile heritage, prefer the actual football, and Formula 1). So I can look at the situation dispassionately and with quiet amusement, treating the doings of both as a marketing exercise.
Not that football and Formula 1 are paragons of righteousness, of course; I expect them both to succumb to the blowjobs demanded of them by the various foul organizations such as BLM, feminism and Pantifa and their loathsome offshoots.
The nice thing about supporting a sport, however, is that participation is purely voluntary and money not spent on an NFL Redzone subscription can just be spent on ammunition or a new gun — which will really piss off all the Commies. And as for NASCAR:
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Good grief but the news is getting boring these days. No wonder the New York Times is creating fake news left, right and center (mostly about the Right, but that’s a story for another time).
We persevere nevertheless, just like Olympic athletes (two links):
…just as absolutely nobody expected they would. [/maxi-sarc]
…oh great; your mediocre products don’t suck enough already, but now you’re going to bugger them up even more by inviting under-qualified tokens to work on them.
…right, Noam. And your old asshole buddy Josef Stalin was just a peach of a human being. You Commie fuck.
…wait: weren’t lack of pollution and fewer vapor trails supposed to be a good thing? So the “good” things are now going to cause a “bad” thing. Unless, of course, the “experts” who came up with this warning are as full of shit as all the other “experts” we hear from nowadays. Ummmmm I’ll take that option for $400, Alex.
…funny, I thought that the Brits were kinda the masters at this game. And speaking of mastery:
…and Augusta National is doubtless going to fold like a damp shirt in the face of this bullshit, just like they did when they allowed women to join the club.
One of Monty Python’s old sketches involved a group of contestants trying to answer questions about the writings of Marcel Proust. As none of them could satisfactorily explain the rococo intricacies of Proust’s prose [sic], the judges instead gave the prize to the lady in the front row with the big tits. That’s what I’m going to do now, by ending with some news that’s so irrelevant, so pointless and so silly, it is a perfect summation of how bored I am with the whole business.
…it’s not my fault; society’s to blame. [/Monty Python]
As we speak, the Austrian F1 Grand Prix is only about ten days away. Yup, a starting ceremony dedicated to giving a blowjob to BLM, followed by the usual 95-minute parade lap. I can hardly wait.
That said, I think the Russian GP is going to be even more boring:
Insty puts it best: “People only buy Russian when they can’t afford the good stuff.”
Commentary that’s a lot shorter and even less sweet.
…I dunno; maybe it’s because we don’t like being lied to by a bunch of incompetent, power-hungry assholes? And speaking of which:
…I’d like to believe you, Dottore, but I have a policy of not believing anything Italian unless it contains “Ferrari” or “Maserati” in the sentence, and sometimes not even then.
…I’m generally not a fan of unions and strikes; but I can’t help thinking they have a legit grievance, here.
…Chinkvirus hates Jews AND Arabs? But wait:
…what: it’s raaayyyycisss too? No cure or vaccine needed: just cancel it! (No links because bullshit)
…and the rest think he’s in the LATE stages of dementia.
…just shows how out of touch he is. Nikes don’t need no shining, fool; they gets dirty, we jus’ take a brick an’ go get some more.
…well, that’s Minnesota fucked, then. And this just in:
…and next, all books will be banned from Minnesota schools because printing is White supremacist — who decided that all paper should be white, anyway? #GutenbergWasANazi
…but who was this thug who got all stabby?
…no doubt he was feeling left out because BLM and Pantifa were getting all the headlines.
…so what you’re saying, Fuckface, is that you and yours will launch a revolution against a legally-elected president? Challenge accepted.
…he’s dead, so he can’t defend himself, so nobody cares about some has-been tart’s ramblings. And for those Readers who don’t know who this washed-up whiner is, here’s what Cassidy saw, back in the day.
Now I’m not saying she asked for it, but I can understand a young man’s hormones going into lift-off.
