News Roundup

Short and gingery, like Borat’s wife.


had I been on the jury, there is NO WAY I would have found this hero guilty of anything.


as long as you agree to house these “asylum seekers” in your own houses for two years while their claims are being vettedSee next item:


looks like that open border thing is working out well for the Swedes At least he didn’t have the Chinkvirus.


but that’s only after they’ve checked his financial statements and employment recordsNot that most women are superficial, or gold-diggers, or anything.


can’t say I blame him, as parking spaces in Brit villages are about as easy to find as good teeth.


“Making fun of the rozzers” — good thing they’ve abolished the death penalty in Britain.


how is it even possible for French politics to become more left-wing?

that one made me snork.  Nice one, Sarah.

Monday Funnies

Okay, as we begin to emerge from the Chinkvirus lockdown, our eyes blinking sleepily like those of animals waking up from hibernation as they poke their heads cautiously out of their holes, let’s just throw a few last coronavirus things out there:

 

And in that vein, a little more of the same, only more contemporary:

Ready to face the world, yet?