

Okay, let’s start off with

...these panicky items always assume that the U.S. isn’t preparing exactly the same thing to use against anyone who tries. I just hope we are...

...but but but EEEEVIL GUNS!!!!
And there are always the non-sequiturs:

...can they be any more stupid? And speaking of morons:

...I’m sure he has all the data to support this claim… he doesn’t? Oh well, then, just Jeffries being Jeffries, i.e being a total moron.

...they should be caught and made to drink it.

...maybe they should all just convert to Islam. What the hell: these kids seem to be refusing to do anything… like work, for instance.
From The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...one simple question for Hizzoner: is rape against the law in these assholes’ home countries? It is? Then throw their asses in jail.
From the Department of Health:

…and just to show it can happen anywhere:

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In Economic Emigration News:

...gosh, and all the BritGov did was increase their taxes and tank the economy.

...I wonder why that is. Could it be because it’s all a load of bullshit and we can’t afford it?

...keyword: Australia. For the mathematically-challenged, that’s an average of about 8 per night, every night of the year. Uh huh, sure.
And from the Department of Education:

...flogging for teacher? I’m open to suggestions.

...doesn’t tell us much; all fast food chains are better than McDonald’s.
And one more time from 

...given that it’s the Diet Woke corporation, he may want to hire a taster first.

...did I already say how much I love EytiePM Giorgia Meloni?
And in our journey along
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...for some reason, the picture of Miss Nancy getting going off gives me a tingling. Why?

And that’s the news, all rounded out up.