

So let’s skirt the boundaries of good taste one more time, by looking at the news of yore.

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In Britishland News:

...mostly at gas stations and cafe-type stores, so no need to panic.

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...and you can fuck right off too, you unctuous, slimy piece of shit.
And it’s time to hear the call of EVERYBODY PANIC !!!! again:

...yeah, whatever. Go and peddle your little scare stories somewhere else. And:

...and are these experts telling us why and in which population the virus is spreading so fast?
#HomoSex
And speaking of monkeys, here’s the latest from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...borrowing tactics from TxGov Abbot and FlGov DeSantis, eh? Yer welcome.

...well, somebody might as well use them.
In Election News:

...see, under the reign of World-Emperor Kim:


...nobody cares what you think, either. Even if you did win the competition for “Most Likely To Have New Career on OnlyFans”. And speaking of the inconsequential:

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...any guesses which county in Texas?
#TravisAustinCommieAssholes #NoSurprisesThere
In Motoring Technology News:

...I’m so old, I can remember when the only “software” in trucks was between the drivers’ ears.
...yeah [sigh], I miss ’em too.
And in gloriously link-free 


…considering he’s already had two goes at cultivating your little garden of delight, I seriously doubt he’s missing anything.

...pay no attention to the envious assholes, Demi me old darling; you look sensational and it’s been money well spent.





And that’s the back side of the news.