Stuff that makes me laugh
Here’s a fun game: show your age in 5 words or so, as demonstrated here, e.g.:
Please. My KIDS remember those.
Here’s mine: “Queuing to buy Hard Day’s Night.”
Beat THAT, in Comments. And no making up stuff, either. “I remember Calvin Coolidge” won’t work.
Someone wrote and asked me why I haven’t celebrated Team USA winning the Women’s Football World Cup recently. Okay, here it is:
There ya go. (I think I got those rainbow colors right…)
Update: Okay, Alex Morgan isn’t a lesbian:
Freedom of expression:
…and you know all about this freedom:
All the rest are just details, really.
I bet he was buying a handgun, too.
Your suggestions in Comments.
1) Eating beaver is an aphrodisiac, Polish minister claims — why yes, yes it is.
2) Instagram crashes AGAIN: Users around the world hit by outage, leaving them unable to login or load the app — First World problem
3) Indian man is killed in fight to the death over WATER — Third World problem
4) Man is run over (twice) and is robbed while lying at the side of the road — just wasn’t his day, was it?
5) After a $1 million restoration, historic ship collides with container ship and sinks — wasn’t their day, either.
6) Man Guarding Miners From Pride Of 14 Lions Is Killed — By An Elephant — Africa Wins Again.
And to end the carnage:
7) Some stupid bitch screams abuse at a Trump supporter, loses her job as a consequence — and as sure as night follows day, some asswipe takes umbrage because Oh My We’re Better Than That, not realizing that unless we continue to use the Left’s own rules against them, they’re going to not only carry on being assholes, but get worse.
Screw them both, the Left and the Appeasers. There are consequences for acting like an asshole, and it’s time the Left experienced that.
