So let’s talk about the UK elections:
But not quite all is lost:
And just for the hell of it, some of the other kind of Brits:
Voting record for the above: unknown.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Classic Beauty: Linda Darnell
If ever there was an actress who got crucified on the twin crosses of a pushy showbiz mother and a horny studio executive, that would be Dallas girl Linda Darnell (her story here). Her life could also be entitled: “Nice Girls Finish Last”, because the one thing about her that everyone ever agreed on was what a sweetie she was.
However, that’s not the story here. These pics are:
Because she’d been one of the youngest actresses to play adult women — she was barely 16 at the time she started — her movies didn’t show off her figure, and most especially not her legs (which were spectacular).
And when some more “grownup” pictures of her were published:
…she was promptly voted one of the “Four Most Beautiful Women in Hollywood” (alongside Hedy Lamarr, Ingrid Bergman, and Gene Tierney — pretty exalted company).
Hardly surprising.
News Roundup
I’m not quite sure that this is a genuine ad — but then again, as a lifelong non-smoker how would I know? But here’s the REAL (ahem) news:
...which makes me wonder: are elephants at risk today?
In a Religion Of Peace update:
...too bad the lesbos weren’t packing heat, so to speak. I don’t approve of Muzzie assholes getting all aggro, but I do approve of their would-be victims shooting them all dead.
Still in Muzzieland:
...and I think the TurkGov should immediately ban cooking gas in all restaurants.
#GunControlArgument
In Education News:
...the old “low-hanging fruit” approach to molesting.
...and will be mocked for the rest of his time in jail by the other bad guys.
From the Dept. of Health & Wokery:
…
And speaking of wokery:
...for the benefit of my Murkin Readers, I should point out that NatWest is a fucking bank.
In U.S. Election News:
...and for the benefit of my Furrin Readers. I should point out that in this instance, “Coons” is a politician and not an ethnic group. Glad we got that straightened out.
Now let’s swim in the link-free waters of 
...okay, I may have misread the headline for this one. [/Old Fart Excuse]
And as we sidle down 
:
...cant’s understand all the fuss; it’s not like Susan Sarandon’s little girl has never shown off said appendages before:
…and here’s the oh-so-offensive wedding dress:
I think it’s quite pretty.
And that’s all the news fit to hang out.
Caption Competition #349
I’m giving fair warning that all Caption Competitions in July will feature only naked wimmens. Complaints should be addressed to Nobody Cares, P.O. Box 666, Satansville OH.
Here’s the first of the month:
Your suggestions in Comments.
Let Freedom Ring
…or to be more specific, Let The Girls Swing. Some middle-aged tart thinks that British women should be more like their French counterparts when it comes to going topless:
British women, after all, still get remarkably hot and bothered over the concept of being ‘beach body ready’, as if the very idea of displaying the female form is inherently sexist or objectifying.
At that time, I had lived in France for 14 years and, in my view, British women rather overthink all this, while the French just get on with topping up their tans.
Let’s not even talk about American women’s attitude to the above topic. The Puritan spirit lives on…
As a red-blooded heterosexual man, I could easily smirk and urge Teh Wimmens to follow the suggestions of Miss Brick, because anyone familiar with these pages knows that I am an unashamed admirer of les seins impressionnants, as witnessed by my frequent paeans of praise for this part of the female anatomy as personified by proud breast-bearers such as Salma Hayek, Nigella Lawson, Carole Vorderman et al.
I think you get the picture(s).
I also know that there are the Fussy Ones out there — the people who might whine that if toplessness were to be confined to such as the above, everything would be dandy.
“But FFS Kim,” they say, “there are an awful lot of women out there who shouldn’t be displaying their uncovered frontage!”
I say this: if in the name of our Second Amendment freedoms I can put up with ugly-ass guns like Glock or H&K, then we men should be similarly accommodating to the occasional sight of, shall we say, less than ideal examples of womanly pulchritude.
In other words, to quote Derek Robinson, just relax and enjoy your problem. I also say that if we get the chance to see things like this:
…we should accept the fact that we will occasionally be exposed to this:
You may call it whatever you want, but I just think of it as
,,,and we all know how important that is, n’est ce pas?
In fact, for the month of July, all Caption Competitions will feature pictures of naked women. That’s how strongly I feel about it.
News Roundup
And speaking of dildos:
From the Woke News Desk:
...I know, I know: these roundups are meant to be bad news. And:
...and if ever there was a company that shouldn’t have done this nonsense at all...
...thus alienating all three of their hardcore LGBTOSTFU fans.
And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...just another moment of idiocy among thousands of hours of the same.
...hammering the point home, so to speak.
In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© News:
...questions? Yes, you in the back? Ummm yes I think that being tossed out of helicopters at 500 feet above shark-infested waters may also be somewhat offensive to them.
...see above (and below).
...keyword: Massachusetts.
And in parallel news:
...sorry, Ramiro: finding Jesus and being regretful may help you later, just not with the Texas justice system right now. Adios, asshole.
Still on crime matters:
...wait, what was the middle bit, again?
In Election News:
...well okay, except:
...not that they would ever be bothered by any inconvenient laws, or anything. Still, let me be out there first: Biden Didn’t Kill Himself.
In Miscellaneous News:
...no link because mass vomiting.
And now, some truly 
(featuring EXTRA Kardashian!)
…ummm no. 
...if it hasn’t by now, Toots, it ain’t gonna.
And in Celebrity Gossip:
...and, according to her one-time boyfriend, sexually insatiable as well:
Who knew that about Winona Ryder?
And that’s all the news fit to complain about.