Stuff that makes me laugh
SOTI:
“I only dump my load into anti-vaxxers, because 8 years of child support is better than 18.”
Now that’s someone who understands how to put the odds in your favor.
And speaking of toxic loads…
Taking these two items in tandem, I haven’t laughed so much since the neighbor lady got her tits caught in the spindryer.
Note: a fitting way to mark my 2,000th post since starting Splendid Isolation.
In increasing order of unacceptability:
Your suggestions in Comments.
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“Epthtein didn’t kill himthelf.”
— Mike Tyson
(Okay, I’m not quite sure he said it; but if he did, it’s accurate. /New York Times)
This got me going, from SOTI:
We can only marvel at greatness.
And by the way, that was NOT written by my Son&Heir.
Given the situation vis-a-vis the British Parliament’s dealings with Brexit:
…it’s small wonder that the Brits are looking to their heritage to deal with the issue.
Given the state of our U.S. Congress:
One can only wonder when we will start to entertain similar thoughts…