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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Caption Competition #52
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5 Worst Christmas Presents
In ascending order of foulness:
- dinner with Nancy Pelosi
- a Christmas fruit cake
- a Claymore mine missing the “This Side Towards The Enemy” marking
- a CD entitled “Frank Sinatra: The Last Years”
- two dinners with Nancy Pelosi
Your nominations in Comments.
Caption Competition #51
Your quotes in Comments… (and I call dibs on “Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away…”)
5 Worst Christmas Golden Book Titles
In ascending order of appalling:
- “Your Dad Is Actually Santa Claus” by Ayn Rand
- “How To Drink Rum Eggnog Like A Grownup” by Captain Morgan
- “Getting The Expensive Presents You Really Want: A Child’s Guide To Blackmail” by Stormy Daniels
- “Santa Claus: Just Another White Male Oppressor” by Andrea Dworkin
- “Jesus Christ: Jew Bastard” by Ayotollah Khameini
Your nominations in Comments.
Ho Ho Ho
It’s stories like this which brighten up my day:
A mother sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a ‘shepherd’ costume she bought online — before realising it came with a blow up sheep sex doll.
No doubt the online vendor of the product was based in Wales, or New Zealand…