Puzzle

Here’s the setup:

Now the question:  if this were the modern era (i.e. the late teens of the 21st century), who would be the best example of the “She” referenced above?

Your suggestions in Comments, although I would suggest it’ll be difficult to top Taylor Swift.

5 Worst Commemorative Days

In ascending order of terrible, they are:

  • International Hemorrhoid Day
  • International Vegan Day (or is that just the same as the above?)
  • Premature Ejaculation Day (I know, I know:  all ejaculations are premature)
  • Molest A Pre-Teen Girl Day (for Roman Polanski, that’s every day, of course)

and the absolute worst:

  • Senator Chuck Schumer Appreciation Day

Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.