Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Caption Competition #40
Suggestions in Comments…
5 Worst Places To Cut Your Toenails
Ranked in order of inappropriateness:
- in the food-preparation area of a restaurant or bakery
- in bed before making love to someone for the first time
- while in the dentist’s chair
- when meeting the Queen
- while a recipient of fellatio or cunnilingus
Your suggestions in Comments.
Puzzle
Here’s the setup:
Now the question: if this were the modern era (i.e. the late teens of the 21st century), who would be the best example of the “She” referenced above?
Your suggestions in Comments, although I would suggest it’ll be difficult to top Taylor Swift.
Caption Competition #39
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5 Worst Commemorative Days
In ascending order of terrible, they are:
- International Hemorrhoid Day
- International Vegan Day (or is that just the same as the above?)
- Premature Ejaculation Day (I know, I know: all ejaculations are premature)
- Molest A Pre-Teen Girl Day (for Roman Polanski, that’s every day, of course)
and the absolute worst:
- Senator Chuck Schumer Appreciation Day
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.