Stuff that makes me laugh
Ranked in ascending order of helplessness/need:
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P.S. I see I forgot to post a 5 Worst list last Friday. Sorry.
So what to do when you’re working outside in sweltering temperatures, but the ‘Elf & Safety regulations forbid wearing short pants? You find a way around the rules:
The brickies — who were working in Chertsey, Surrey — were horrified by new health and safety rules forbidding shorts. But when they realised they could get around the ban by wearing women’s clothing thanks to gender equality regulations, they showed up for work in skirts and frocks. [emphasis added]
And because this story would be no good wifout pichurs:
I love stories like this. Fuck the bureaucrats.
Anyone who’s ever battled through translating the old windbag will understand the sentiment:
And if you’re going “Huh?” don’t worry about it. I’m being dorky. Put it down to an early-morning gin deficiency.
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A new Nordic lifestyle trend has encouraged people to strip down to their underwear when they get home and drink as a form of relaxation.
‘Päntsdrunk’ is a self-care phenomenon that encourages ‘a path to solitary relaxation, recovery and self-empowerment to help you face your future challenges,’ according to a book entitled Päntsdrunk: The Finnish Path to Relaxation.
Hanging around the house in yer undies, drinking booze… round here, that’s called “Every Day”, and we’ve been doing it for decades. Glad it’s finally been recognized for the important custom that it is.
In response to that tiresome little prick from Florida:
Priceless.