Humor – Page 287 – Splendid Isolation

Caption Competition #45

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In ascending order of awfulness:

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Following on from this news,

…the Knuckledragger has a tart response:

“Fuck ’em, the Black Panthers weren’t nothing but mouth back in the 60s and 70s and they ain’t nothing but mouth now.”

Didn’t hear any howls about “evil assault rifles” from the Usual Suspects either.

…a sex position:

…a feminist:

…a Trump supporter:

…manly:

…an approved VW commercial:

…sexy:

…a good example of the oppressive male patriarchy:

Or maybe that last one is, I dunno.

Seen in the Central Market parking lot in Plano:

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Ranked in order of horribleness:

“I think he’s unconscious… oh what the hell, go ahead and cut.”
“Wow… I need to tell my wife to book that Caribbean cruise; this is gonna take a LOT longer than I thought.”
“What’s the world record for stretching an anus?”
“Oh boy, a naked unconscious woman on a table… it reminds me so much of high school.”
“Wait a minute; I know we scheduled a tonsillectomy, but it says ‘Gender Reassignment’ on her chart here.”

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