Humor – Page 291 – Splendid Isolation

5 Worst Places To Lose Your Car Keys

September 21, 2018 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, The Worst

Ranked in order of foulness / inconvenience:

inside your mistress’s apartment when you have to get home quickly to take your daughter to her school ballet performance
down your kitchen sink when the garbage disposal is running
when it’s 1am and you’re inside a parking garage in downtown Johannesburg
down a public toilet in Mumbai, India
inside a Kardashian.

Your suggestions in Comments.

Public Service

September 14, 2018 Kim du Toit Health

Apparently, if men stare at women’s boobs, it’s one of the six things we can do to live longer.

You know where this is heading, right?

…and one last offering, courtesy of Old Texan:

No need to thank me; it’s all part of the service. And as for the other five things: yer on yer own.

Caption Competition #37

September 14, 2018 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

Your suggestions in Comments…

5 Worst Views From Your Hotel Room

September 14, 2018 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, The Worst

A pictorial, in ascending order of horrible:

5) New York:

4) London:

3) Munich:

2) Bangalore (listed as “Park View”):

…and to the surprise of absolutely nobody:

1) San Francisco:

Your thoughts in Comments.

Solidarity

September 12, 2018 Kim du Toit Entertainment, Funny Stuff, Mocking Furriners

Apparently, some cartoonist is in trouble for, well, drawing a cartoon (and his newspaper has, quite rightly, stood up for him). Said cartoon, which, like ALL cartoons, exaggerates the target’s features, has caused him to receive a storm of hate mail and even death threats because racism. So in solidarity with Mark Knight and because fuck PC censorship, I’m publishing his cartoon here:

Let the fainting, pearl-clutching and hate mail begin. As for death threats… LOL.

Here are a couple of other Knight cartoons which could have caused a similar response from conservatives, but didn’t (because we have a sense of humor, unlike the Perpetually-Aggrieved).