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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Life Lessons
Ranked in ascending order of bad:
- All guns are always loaded.
- Speaking your mind at your job may make you feel all righteous and stuff, but the boss may not feel the righteousness.
- Ditto your wife.
- You will not be respected in the morning.
- Despite all the hoopla about it, sex with a virgin is terrible, with all that pain and crying, regret and recrimination. And it’s even worse with a girl.
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Caption Competition #33
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5 Worst Examples Of Hillaryface
..and my apologies for posting this so close to breakfast time:
…and the absolute worst:
Ol’ Bill must have been drunk out of his mind to pick this one.
Caption Competition #32
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5 Worst Things You Can Say In A Business Email
In ascending order of “you’re gonna get fired”:
- “Screw what H.R. says.”
- “When I was in San Quentin…”
- “My project will come in well over budget and a year late.” (unless you’re a liberal politician, in which case you’ll be just fine; you might even get a promotion)
- “I’m sorry about the affair with your wife, but…” (bonus points if you’re a woman)
- “On our next business trip together, bring some edible panties… again.”
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