This pic was apparently taken in London in the late 1950s:
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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Pussified Male Politicians
In ascending order of dreadfulness, as always:
- Tony Blair, Has-Been BritPM
- Every male Swedish, Danish and Norwegian Prime Minister since 1980
- Barack Obama, Has-Been POTUS
- Emmanuel Macron, current FrogPres
- Justin Trudeau, current CanuckPM
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Beating The Odds
It seems that if a young actress wants to live to a ripe old age, she must at all costs refuse to play the wacky but lovable sister of any of Hugh Grant’s movie characters.
Item 1: Charlotte Coleman, wacky sister Scarlett in 4 Weddings And A Funeral:
Dead at age 33 (asthma).
Item #2: Emma Chambers, wacky sister Honey in Notting Hill:
Dead at age 53 (kidney failure).
Is Hugh Grant the Devil? I think we should be told.
Caption Competition #7
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5 Worst Things To Say Or Hear At The Altar On Your Wedding Day
Ranked in order of awfulness:
- “I thought you had the ring.”
- “I take thee ummm… what’s your name again?”
- “What do you mean, you filed for bankruptcy yesterday?”
- “My mother’s joining us on the honeymoon.”
- “Honey? I think you forgot your Maxi-Pad…”
and a bonus (from Doc Russia):
- “I now pronounce you husband and wife.”
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Jump Start
Apparently it’s quite easy to restore a woman’s libido:
Zaps to the ankle may boost a woman’s libido more than foreplay: sending electrical signals from the foot to the base of the spine can cause arouse in less than 30 minutes
Knowing that my Loyal Readers are often of a DIY disposition, however, I would caution y’all before you try this on your girlfriends / wives / FWBs with your own equipment, such as this:
…or this:
The effect on yer beloved may be a little more, ummm extreme than you may have been expecting.
Don’t ask me how I know this.
For my Lady Readers: don’t even go there.
And a final thought: 30 minutes? If you can’t get yer old lady started with 30 minutes of traditional foreplay, you either need to update your technique or else check her pulse.