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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Excuses For Leaving Work Early
We’ve all done it, but here are the worst, in ascending order of ridiculousness:
- I have to leave now, it’s Happy Hour at the Rose & Crown
- I have to pick my grandmother up at the airport (bonus if the speaker is over the age of 50)
- I have to get to the liquor store before it closes
- I broke my fingernail and I have an emergency appointment at the nail salon (female; if male, I don’t want to talk to you)
- I have to take my Mom to the maternity ward
Bonus points for guessing which one was mine.
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Caption Competition #27
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5 Worst Sex Manuals
Ranked in ascending order of awful:
- The Antifa Guide To Lovemaking
- Pulling The Train Without Pain, 3rd edition (Kamala Harris)
- Rockstar Sex (Nancy Pelosi)
- Six Great Foreplay Tricks (Hillary Clinton) (illustrated)
- Helping Uncle José To His Happy Ending (4th Grade Textbook, Los Angeles County School District)
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Not Wise
With all due respect to the God-Emperor, I would suggest that giving a million bucks to the Communist Party of the USA is a Bad Idea. A better idea would be to offer to give the money to the Indian tribe with which her DNA is affiliated.
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