Let’s start off with somebody else’s Monday FAFO:
…before turning back to local issues:
…which is kinda my attitude right at the moment.
And speaking of girls on the beach:
So let’s be careful out there in the sun, okay?
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
In (what else?) Political News:
...you mean “Heels-Up Cock Socket” is incorrect?
...that’s just so nobody can suspect her when the DEI VP is suicided.
...as the list does not put “The United States” at the very top, it can be disregarded. Likewise, nowhere is Argentina mentioned, nor Hungary; and the UK — under a Labour government? That’s delusional. So feel free to disregard the “experts”.
In Automotive News:
...and Chevy doing likewise, changing their Canucki assembly plant to making trucks rather than EVs.
In the Food & Drink Dept.:
...oooh, I can’t wait to get to my local Plano Greggs to try… errr wait a minute.
In the Hey, Teacher! Leave Those Kids Alone! Dept.:
...no doubt, she’s going to plead Not Guilty By Reason Of Menopause.
And:
...talk about yer over-achievers.
But wait! There’s more!
...and she’s quite a babe, too. What IS it with these chicks?
In Showbiz News:
…
In Travel News:
...keyword: Belgian.
Now for some news of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...any bets on the national origin of said five men? No? Not surprising.
#North Africa
And once more unto the breach of 
...four down, four to go, apparently. (no link because ugh)
...she being the only reason one would want to follow the EPL’s Leeds United on TV.
They could hardly do any worse than the existing DEI clowns.
And that’s all the news for today.
Caption Competition #352
Your suggestions in Comments.
Not Ready For Prime Time, Perhaps?
From the Heart Of Stone Department comes this report:
A couple who embarked on an eco-friendly voyage across the Atlantic were found dead in a lifeboat after seemingly being forced to abandon their yacht.
Brett Clibbery, 70, and British woman Sarah Justine Packwood, 54, were reported missing after setting off from Nova Scotia in Canada in their 42ft sailing boat Theros on June 11 – and were found last week in a washed-up liferaft.
The couple’s remains were found on Sable Island, nicknamed the ‘Graveyard of the Atlantic‘, 180 miles off the coast of Nova Scotia, the liferaft having washed ashore. They had intended to sail to the Azores 900 miles west of Portugal.
Thanks, but if I am going to cross the ocean by sea, I’ll use one of these, despite the effect on Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
…as long as it’s not captained by someone named “Edward Smith”, because the last time that happened, we ended up with a shitty James Cameron movie (is there another kind?).
Thursday Teaser
What does this represent? (Hint: it’s nothing to do with memes or hashtags.)
Answer will be posted tomorrow.
Speed Bump #845
From Breitbart News:
“Coronate”? Ain’t no such fucking word. At a coronation, one is crowned, not “coronated”. Guess who coined the term? Jesse Jackson, back in the 1990s (saw it on TV).
Hell, I even saw Mort Kondracke say it on a Fox News panel discussion once, and the host didn’t hit him over the head with a chair, like I would have done.
Note the reaction from SpelChek (in this very post):
Of all the times for my AK-47 to be at the pawn shop… and STG, if someone tells me they found this abortion of a word in some poxy modern dictionary ergo it’s okay to say it, I’m going to come to their house. With a Molotov cocktail.
