Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Halloween Costumes
For the ladies:
- The Honorable Member:
- Best Presidential Candidate Evah:
- Emmy Winner:
- Speaker Of The House:
- Manchester pop concert souvenirs:
…and for the gentlemen:
- Serial Molester:
- Serial Molester (option 2):
- Director-Rapist:
- Girly-man Cyclist:
- Olympic Gold Medalist:
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
Fun With Art
Fun With Art
5 Worst Living Englishmen
As always, ranked in ascending order of awfulness:
- Simon Cowell — there is a persistent school of thought that come The Glorious Day, this wanker should be executed for Crimes Against Music
- Russell Brand — un-funny comedian and socialist
- Piers Morgan
- Tony Blair — no explanation needed
- Jeremy Corbyn — current Labour Party leader (at Mr. Free Market’s insistence).
Your suggestions in Comments. I’m especially looking for input from my Brit Readers, here.
Jokes
She: Why the hell do men get so excited by the thought of women wearing leather?
He: It reminds us of that new car smell.
Also:
She: Does this outfit make my ass look fat?
He: Do you want to know the truth?
She: Yes.
He: You’re sure you want to know the truth?
She: YES!
He: I’m sleeping with your sister.
And one for the ladies: