5 Worst Halloween Costumes

For the ladies:

  • The Honorable Member:

 

  • Best Presidential Candidate Evah:

 

  • Emmy Winner:

 

  • Speaker Of The House:

 

  • Manchester pop concert souvenirs:

…and for the gentlemen:

  • Serial Molester:

 

  • Serial Molester (option 2):

 

  • Director-Rapist:

 

  • Girly-man Cyclist:

 

  • Olympic Gold Medalist:

 

Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.

 

 

 

5 Worst Living Englishmen

As always, ranked in ascending order of awfulness:

  • Simon Cowell — there is a persistent school of thought that come The Glorious Day, this wanker should be executed for Crimes Against Music
  • Russell Brand — un-funny comedian and socialist
  • Piers Morgan
  • Tony Blair — no explanation needed
  • Jeremy Corbyn — current Labour Party leader (at Mr. Free Market’s insistence).

Your suggestions in Comments. I’m especially looking for input from my Brit Readers, here.

Jokes

She: Why the hell do men get so excited by the thought of women wearing leather?

He: It reminds us of that new car smell.

Also:

She: Does this outfit make my ass look fat?

He: Do you want to know the truth?

She: Yes.

He: You’re sure you want to know the truth?

She: YES!

He: I’m sleeping with your sister.

And one for the ladies: