The Republican Party decides to put “reasonable gun control” in their party platform before the mid-term elections in 2018:
…and yes, you too may use the words “Republican Party” in your suggestions if so desired.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Times For Your Water To Break
Ranked in ascending order of foulness:
- Halfway up the Matterhorn
- The day before you start a new job (i.e. they don’t have to give you maternity leave)
- During your wedding ceremony
- While receiving oral sex (and before having your orgasm)
- A week after the United States has instituted a “single payer” (i.e. NHS) healthcare system.
Your suggestions in Comments. I can’t wait to hear from my Lady Readers.
Me, Too
Perry de Havilland of samizdata and I have had our (slight) differences in the past, but on this topic we are in precise agreement:
The Englishman, for one, still wants to see Heath’s body disinterred, quartered and the skull stuck on a pike outside Traitor’s Gate at the Tower of London.
And if the expression “drone strikes on Brussels” doesn’t give you the Warm & Fuzzies, I don’t want to talk to you anymore.
Caption Competition #8
This pic was apparently taken in London in the late 1950s:
Your captions in Comments.
5 Worst Pussified Male Politicians
In ascending order of dreadfulness, as always:
- Tony Blair, Has-Been BritPM
- Every male Swedish, Danish and Norwegian Prime Minister since 1980
- Barack Obama, Has-Been POTUS
- Emmanuel Macron, current FrogPres
- Justin Trudeau, current CanuckPM
Your votes in Comments.
Beating The Odds
It seems that if a young actress wants to live to a ripe old age, she must at all costs refuse to play the wacky but lovable sister of any of Hugh Grant’s movie characters.
Item 1: Charlotte Coleman, wacky sister Scarlett in 4 Weddings And A Funeral:
Dead at age 33 (asthma).
Item #2: Emma Chambers, wacky sister Honey in Notting Hill:
Dead at age 53 (kidney failure).
Is Hugh Grant the Devil? I think we should be told.
