Splendid Isolation

Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Looking Guilty

Law and Order

Here’s one powdered wig that went askew:

A Mississippi attorney is accused of smuggling cell phones and drugs into prison.

Officials said Attorney Daniel Dale allegedly smuggled cell phones, cell phone chargers, drugs, and other items into the jail during what was believed to be meetings with clients.

He was arrested days after a video showed him allegedly giving a cell phone and a brown envelope to a client.

Dale was found with two cell phones, a digital scale, four vacuum-sealed packs of cigarettes, four vacuum-sealed packs of what is believed to be marijuana, two cellphone charger blocks, two cell phone chargers, and multiple cigar wraps.

And his mug shot:

As I replied to Reader Mike L. (who had sent the link to me, thankee squire):  “Fuck me, that mope could be accused of ANY crime and I’d believe it.”

Sometimes, ya just gotta shake yer head.

My Kinda Folks

Funny Stuff

I was chuckling over this little thing:

…when New Wife peered over my shoulder and commented:  “Your kind of people altogether.  So while you’re looking up the cost of flights to Finland, get me the same for a one-way to Mauritius.”

We live in different worlds…

(Of course, I need to get the rest of my guns out of hock first.)

News Roundup

Bad News

For my non-Murkin Readers, it’s pronounced “knee-high”.  And speaking of getting your knees up:


...and if you don’t know who Liz Jones is, you’re so much the better for it.

As for the Usual Suspects:


…

Still on those assholes:


...hey, if it worked for their prophet… besides, you need to go younger and younger to get ’em while they’re still fresh — especially in Iran, it seems.

Let’s hear it from Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...wait:  you mean only allowing harvesting or plowing on Tuesdays and Thursdays could affect crop yields?  Who knew?

And in parallel stupidity:


...let’s give this one a try.  Born with a penis:  man.  If not, a woman.  Then there’s always that XX/XY chromosome test thing, as a fallback.

Time for that EVERYBODY PANIC!!! thing:


...and:


...both come courtesy of the Daily Mail, of course.

In Election News:


…

And in Health News:



...and at the risk of sounding old-fashioned an’ stuff, this never used to happen when doctors kept actual paper files on their patients.

Time for a new department, Totalititarian Chronicles:


...getting a little ahead of ourselves, are we?

And in link-free 

 

And returning to the “knees-up” theme from the top:

...of course she does, she’s Roller Girl:

 

 

 

And that’s it for the news.