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News Roundup
Might as well have a beer (or six), as we contemplate some Election News:
...more like a Reagan-versus-Mondale outcome, but then again, the Democrats didn’t try to imprison Reagan or rely on massive voting fraud schemes back then; they hadn’t gone Full Stalin yet.
...wait till ol’ Mark hears about FDR’s death.
...and not a moment too soon, either.
...of course not; why should they address the area most likely to be used fraudulently?
In Military News:
...gee, I wonder if that just might be because men don’t want to join the Navy and see the Woke? And some even better news (for China):
...well, isn’t that special?
And news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...like we would have expected anyone else.
...proving that immigration idiocy isn’t confined to just the Euros.
And just to the north of them:
...isn’t there a law against this kind of thing? Or should New Wife apply, seeing as she’s not (yet) a citizen? (Of course, that means I would have to live in the People’s Soviet of Oregon… so nemmind.)
But wait! From Britishland:
...too bad that realization has come too late, innit?
In local Lawn Ordure news:
...keyword: Floriduh.
And in our peek into other 
...actually, what you really need to do is change your partner, because that lil’ thang is gonna be worn out.
...ah yes, Liz… how could we ever forget her?
And on that pink note, we end this look at the news.
Monday Funnies
And on we go, cackling hysterically as we enter another week:
And on that very topic:
Now head out into the Monday sun.
Innocent Times, Part 4
…in which we continue to look at earlier, more innocent times. That said, some of the cartoons below were not so innocent — and probably couldn’t get published today.
Which. of course, is why I’m posting them.
From the H.R. files:
In Medical Ethics:
And in the Groves of Academe:
Another from H.R.:
In Sporting News:
And In Flagrante Delicto:
See you all next month.
Forgot to mention: if you want to see the first couple of these, use the “Search” function at the top of the page and just type: Innocent Times then hit Enter.
News Roundup
So from a nostalgic look back at the past, we return (very unwillingly) to the bullshit of today:
...I would suggest one-way tickets to Palestine (specifically Gaza) for all the above, but no doubt I would be labeled Krool & Hartless. And speaking of those Muslim assholes:
...and you can quit that unseemly sniggering now.
From Airstrip One:
...like all socialist/Communist governments, they are happiest when persecuting their own citizens.
...as if persecuting the “Right-wing thugs” wasn’t enough, now they’ll jail you for calling some termagant bitch a cunt.
On a lighter note:
...couldn’t find any virgins, huh?
And in Parish News:
...hardly surprising, considering that the DNC are a bunch of godless assholes.
In Automotive News:
…
And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...and of course, he’ll no doubt be released again so he can ummmm post hateful messages on Facebook. That’ll settle his hash.
...he’s not going to be deported or jailed, either. You heard it here first.
In Travel News:
...and in other news, water is wet, Custer didn’t make it out alive, sharks are dangerous, etc.
And in Nature News:
...with a very simple solution: 
And it’s time for some silly 
And as we stroll down 
:
...welcome back, me old darling; it’s been far too long since we saw you last. And by the way, “balloons” isn’t too bad a nickname for you.
And on that bouncy note, we end the news roundup.
Caption Competition #356
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