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Not Ready For Prime Time, Perhaps?
From the Heart Of Stone Department comes this report:
A couple who embarked on an eco-friendly voyage across the Atlantic were found dead in a lifeboat after seemingly being forced to abandon their yacht.
Brett Clibbery, 70, and British woman Sarah Justine Packwood, 54, were reported missing after setting off from Nova Scotia in Canada in their 42ft sailing boat Theros on June 11 – and were found last week in a washed-up liferaft.
The couple’s remains were found on Sable Island, nicknamed the ‘Graveyard of the Atlantic‘, 180 miles off the coast of Nova Scotia, the liferaft having washed ashore. They had intended to sail to the Azores 900 miles west of Portugal.
Thanks, but if I am going to cross the ocean by sea, I’ll use one of these, despite the effect on Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
…as long as it’s not captained by someone named “Edward Smith”, because the last time that happened, we ended up with a shitty James Cameron movie (is there another kind?).
Thursday Teaser
What does this represent? (Hint: it’s nothing to do with memes or hashtags.)
Answer will be posted tomorrow.
Speed Bump #845
From Breitbart News:
“Coronate”? Ain’t no such fucking word. At a coronation, one is crowned, not “coronated”. Guess who coined the term? Jesse Jackson, back in the 1990s (saw it on TV).
Hell, I even saw Mort Kondracke say it on a Fox News panel discussion once, and the host didn’t hit him over the head with a chair, like I would have done.
Note the reaction from SpelChek (in this very post):
Of all the times for my AK-47 to be at the pawn shop… and STG, if someone tells me they found this abortion of a word in some poxy modern dictionary ergo it’s okay to say it, I’m going to come to their house. With a Molotov cocktail.
News Roundup
And speaking of things that make parts of one’s body ache painfully…
In Political News:
…
And:
...executive summary: ban fracking, carbon taxes, and the rest of the Green unicorn-fart nonsense: requiring new buses, heavy duty vehicles and vehicle fleets to be zero-emission by 2030 and all vehicles to be 100% zero-emission by 2035.
...good question, but it’s probably the same group that’s been running it since 2020.
...newsflash: nobody cares. Especially if it’s “Dr.” Jill and his fuckface son doing the talking.
...triggering competition to claim her title as “Biggest Moron in Congress”, amid some strong competition.
In Entertainment News:
...as my old dad used to say: “Never hug a wet woman”, and he was right.
In International News:
...Americans will experience the same under [sic] President Kamala Harris.
...providing the answer to the perennial teaser: “Name one thing Hitler did do right”.
#SlaughterGypsies
Still in Britishland:
...government at the expense of taxpayers; why are we not surprised?
From the Dept. of Health:
...Mommy Mommy, he’s doing an InstaSnark again.
In still-link-free 
...just sayin’.
And peering in the windows of the houses of 
we find:
...you know, I was going to show some pics of the aforementioned slags, but they’re not as bad as you’d expect; they’re worse. So instead, some nicer things, perhaps not even slags (borrowed from Kenny):
…and an old one of Ground Force‘s Charlie Dimmock, who is definitely not a slag:
And that’s all the news out there.
Monday Funnies
And on we go:
And on the topic of Barbie-things:
Now dive into that Monday Thing…