Stuff that makes me laugh
From Hugh Grant:
I say to one of my sons, “It’s disgusting to watch you eat those Cocoa Puffs. I mean, for God’s sake. You’ve just had three bowls, have you any idea what you’re doing to yourself?”
And then he says, “Do you want some?”
I go, “Yeah, absolutely.”
Priceless.
Well now, lookee here:
Axios commissioned a Harris poll and discovered something unsurprising, even if the establishment was shocked.
Americans support mass deportations of illegal aliens.
In case you couldn’t be bothered to follow the link, here’s the chart:
No surprises there, I suspect.
Also, when drilling further into the numbers it was discovered that all but one group showed a decrease in support, when it was explained that “deportation” might include this option:
I’ll leave it up to you to pick which group remained steadfast in their support.
And to explain today’s front-page advert, then, is this:
...some assistance will be provided to my Readers (of both types) below the fold. Remember: it’s for your own good. And no, there will be no pics of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer swinging from the gallows, you sick bastards.
May as well go with the flow, so to speak:
...and here I thought that pulling out was all part of the show.
#MoneyShot
...hey, with the cost of stuff nowadays, that’s pretty much all anyone can afford to do.
#CheapEntertainment #FuckJoeBiden
...idiot. You always play to your marketable strengths.
...or more correctly, what you don’t want.
...etc.
...imagine what the other two guys’ wives must think.
And in some sex-drenched (but still link-free) 
...welcome to a man’s world, honey.
…*who was it? Just check the line of succession for the blind guy.
AND: 
And walking the dog down 
:
...I’d never heard of her, but I’m clearly out of touch. Anyway:
Quite toothsome, at 57.
Anyway, as promised, for those dirt-poor folks who don’t want to do drugs, and who want to avoid prostate cancer, some health aids:
Okay, it won’t be a secret after this, but nevertheless: I have an old-man crush on Brit TV personality Kirstie Allsopp, the plump, matronly host of Location Location Location (or “Location x 3” as it’s sometimes called).
Apart from the obvious two, there are other reasons to love her and her outspokenness:
‘Plug-in air fresheners are poison. If you use them you are a moron who is poisoning yourself, your family & your pets. No reason for them whatsoever.’
On having to deal with British Airways:
And:
If ever there’s someone with a large megaphone that you don’t want to irritate, it’s her.
And by the way, she has an exquisite accent and lovely speaking voice. Hubba hubba.
So here we go, trying to get off that bench…
And speaking of sex:
Now climb on your flamingo and fly off to work.
Or whatever.
Ones you’d like to see, in Comments. Will not be moderated or censored.
Update: Damn, after reading some of y’all’s comments, I feel like a big wussy by comparison.