Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

…because you just never know when your lady is going to need a black rifle, right?

But in Global Jew-Hate News:


...or maybe just shoot them dead on the spot.  Too extreme?


...who cares?  He’s just the new top of the IDF Hit List anyway.

In the latest Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:


…wait, I thought “climate change” was a bad thing.  Did I miss the memo?


...but seeing as this started over three hundred years ago (before SUVs), can this really be because of that same anthropomorphic “climate change”?

In related news:


...oops.  But the best part is that the fire station didn’t have a fire alarm because “it wouldn’t be necessary”.


...nice to see that the Frogs have so much spare cash lying around.  And on the topic of Too Much Money:


...because Microsoft is way behind in the AI technology war.  If they were ahead, he’d be saying that AI would be the salvation of Mankind.

From the Dept. of Education:


...hey, at least she was banging her boss and not a student.  Unlike this next slut:


...good thing there’s DNA testing, otherwise all twelve would be part of the “Guess The Daddy” game.  And on the topic of illicit sex:


...keyword:  Australia.

Some Totally Silly News:


...Hollywood wasn’t liberal enough?


...but at least they looked good when their lifeless bodies were pulled from the water, right?

And now in link-free and picture-free 

   

...ummm Leo, dude:  that’s not exactly “Grab A Granny” now, is it?

And one more time down  :


...welcome back, darlin’.  It’s been too long.

Now let’s get ready for the next news cycle…

From The Old Alma Mater

Seen On Campus

Every so often I get mail from U. of North Texas, most of which I ignore because if I respond to any of them, they’ll just hit me with requests for money (like most unasked-for emails from organizations do).

Not that I’d give them a red cent, the chiseling Mean Green Leftist assholes.

But this one made me chuckle.

I hasten to add that this has nothing to do with the famous RCOB©, known and beloved of my Longtime Readers, although in the context of the above, a “teaching innovation” would be an angry roar of: “If you little assholes don’t stop looking at your phones during my lectures, I’m going to fail the entire fucking class this semester!!!”

Or something like that.

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Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

As if Monday wasn’t bad enough, we have Election Day tomorrow, but still…

But to remind everyone what’s at stake tomorrow:

 

…if by “deport” you mean “loading them into the helicopters for that one-way flight”, then yes.

And my final thought:

See y’all at the polls tomorrow.

Over Till Next Year

Celebrities, Two-Minute Hate

Thank goodness that Halloween is over and we can go back to a streaming movie schedule which doesn’t feature wall-to-wall horror movies, nor be greeted by foul Halloween decorations at every turn.

Of the loathsome pumpkins, we will not speak.

Also — and I must issue a stern Puke Alert here — we are also spared the appearances of celebrities and harlots (considerable overlap) in “fancy dress” costumes, an example of which can be found below the fold:

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Imbalance

Entertainment

Ooooh I love this one:

White children playing Monopoly should be given more money and less jail time to teach them about racial privilege

Dumb fucks.  If they really wanted to teach White kids about some inherent racial privilege, the White kids should be forced to play the game with Black kids, only with half the money.

That’s assuming such an imbalance exists, of course (it doesn’t).

Or they could just play Black Monopoly:

Anyway…

Back when I was a student in the early 1970s, we played “Poor Man’s Monopoly” which featured all the things of regular Monopoly, only you started the game with no money at all, and collected only $20 each time you passed GO.  There was considerable hilarity, such as when it was your birthday and you had to collect $10 from each player (and were pummeled after forcing one or more players into insolvency).  Of course, you couldn’t borrow money from the bank (because what bank is going to lend you money when you have none to start off with, duh).  Obviously, there was no income tax ever paid, and some of the Chance and Community Chest cards were taken out because of irrelevancy.

The winner was the first player who could actually buy any piece of property — and believe me, those ugly brown cheap-ass suckers placed right after GO became a lot more desirable.

…or in British: 

Yeah, let kids play that game instead of that artificial racial inequity bullshit, and let them see what life is truly about — for both Black and White.