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Veggies & Vegans

The Greatest Living Englishman had a health scare last week, requiring emergency surgery to embed a stent in his heart valve.  Fortunately for all of us, he’s doing okay and is no doubt back in at least early-season form.

Of course, the International Vegan Set had a field day:

And the quick response:

I’m SO glad he’s recovering.

Here’s his take on the operation:

“Now, thanks to all those tremendous people at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and all of their extraordinary machines, here I am wondering what water tastes like and if it’s possible to make celery interesting.”

Well, water tastes like shit unless added to Scotch, and the only way to make celery interesting is to use it as a dildo on a vegan.

News Roundup

Bad News

And speaking of crossing water:


…

On to Silly News:


...okay, I got nothing.

More silly news:


...as long as we can also cancel Juneteenth, St. Patrick’s Day, Cinco de Mayo and MLK Day, I’m okay with this.

Some Election News:


...after the first three words, you just know that what follows will be absolute bullshit.  And it is.  Ditto this opening phrase:


...man, it must really suck to be a vegan environmentalist right now.

And from the Dept. of Health:


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And not to be outdone:


...keyword:  Canada.  Let’s hear it for the planet of Euthanasia!

Some Lawn Order:


...nice to see that the Britcops have solved all other crimes Over There, so they can devote time and man/womanpower to tackle this pressing social problem.


...more proof that the Britcops have so little crime to investigate that their cops become crack addicts out of sheer boredom.  And he’s not even French.

Over Here:


...am I the only one who thinks it’s a pity they stopped it?

Musicians Behaving Badly:


...P Diddy:  the early years.

From the Dept. of Education:


...one would have thought that at that age, just the sight of her mimsy would have been sufficient;  but evidently not.

And in thankfully link-free 

   

...four words:  single mom, eleven kids.

And in keeping with today’s sponsor, some Good News:


...remember her?  Here’s a reminder:

Now that we know who she is, here’s more of her:

 

Finally:

And that’s the bottom of the news.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

So here we go anyway:

(sent by a Reader, who thought of me when he saw it)

And to end this in the usual fashion, so to speak, let’s do a little sightseeing in Croatia:

So go make your travel plans now…

Wait A Minute

Politics

Seen in The Sun:

Errrr no.  The appellation “Stupid Party” applies strictly to our own beloved Republicans, here seen in typical behavior, i.e. being stupid by chasing the Black vote.

Find your own epithet, Limey Bastards.  I suggest “Near-Commies”.