Music – Page 41 – Splendid Isolation

The other day I was browsing through a report of some celebrity event (so that y’all don’t have to), said event being a country music award thing, featuring 50+ popsy Connie Britton (invited, no doubt, because she once played a country singing star on TV).

Well, says, I, nothing wrong with having a look at Connie, even though she’s a tiresome old Lefty, because I loved her in Friday Night Lights :

Yup, it’s all still there.

However, in scrolling down the page past a few country musicians I’d never heard of before (no surprise as I’m by no means a fan of the genre) I came upon one Hannah Dasher, and my ears suddenly pricked up, because:

Yup, I know she’s a big ol’ gal, but as any fule kno, that’s my particular weak spot.

So on to her music. Here’s You’re Gonna Love Me…

…and by golly, I do.

Afterthought: yes, she reminds me of her too, only in brunette.

Here we are for the inaugural Un-P.C. Awards ceremony. Unlike all the other awards ceremonies, this one isn’t fixed (Oscars, F1, coff, coff ) in that all decisions are made by one man, i.e. Yer Humble (and Unbribable) Narrator and chief supervisor of Kim’s Beer & Treason Brigade.

So here are the winners (no podium finishers for reasons of space / patience, but a couple could actually be lifetime award winners).

Best Internet Boobs Photo: Salma Hayek

Best International Tits: Carol Vorderman

Best Socialist Tits: AOC

Best Photoshop of Socialist Tits:

World’s Best Wingman: Ghislaine Maxwell

Best Prospect For “Suicide” Before Month’s End: see above.

Best New Word (for me): Chesticles

Okay, enough boobs. Other awards:

Most Likely To Have a Train Smash In 2022: Britney Spears

Best 2022 Train Smash Prospect (Youth Division): Maisie Smith (19)

Most Unlikely Hero of 2021: J.K. Rowling

Toughest Old Broad: Queen Elizabeth II

Most Boring Couple: The Ginger Whinger and Duchess CaringSlut

Best Obituary: Battleswarm

“Leaving a trail of slime behind him –”
Start over.
“A repugnant, repulsive reptile –”
Try again.
“What can be said about him that hasn’t already been said about bubonic plague?”
Strike that.
Man, I’m really having trouble staying on the high road for this Harry Reid obit.

Top 10 Songs Of 2021 (apparently; I’ve never heard any of them)