Once again, we have “Science!” to the rescue. From a college professor, no less:
“I’ve often heard people argue that men’s love of breasts is just an invention of Western culture, and that there are cultures out there where breasts are no big deal to men. It’s always struck me as implausible — could Western culture have randomly created a male obsession with women’s elbows or nostrils? I find the new study persuasive.
“And it also strikes me as a win for common sense over an eccentric academic theory.”
I hate to tell you this, Perfessor, but common sense almost always kicks eccentric, anti-Western, pro-feminist academic theory’s ass. (Ask anyone in the real business world about their opinion of college-based economists.)
Anyway, back to the main topic: men love boobs. We like looking at them, touching them, kissing them, using them as a pillow, whatever. ‘Twas always thus, and always will be. And it doesn’t matter whether we are Western men or Third World tribesmen, either.
That this had to be studied at all is a mystery. Of greater need for study is why some men prefer small boobs, and others big ‘uns.
To establish some parameters, though, here’s a representative sample. From modest to PHWOOAAAARRRR:
I think you get the picture(s). Feel free to provide your scientific opinions in Comments.
