We leave our savaging of Strylians, and shift focus to their cousins in Kiwiland.
Man 1: Did you hear who won the Miss New Zealand competition?
Man 2: No, who won?
Man 1: Nobody!
I can think of only one Kiwi chick who ever caused a stirring in my stretch jeans, and that was Gina Bellman, from the TNT show Leverage:
Exotic, sexy, mysterious. Like.
Oh, and: